Liezl was Here: Archive

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Jul 1st

I'm doomed.

Me: Looks like we found a roommate. His name is Toby from Austria.
Tristan: Do you know anything about him? Does he have a penchant for techno music and leather pants?
Me: Nothing besides his name and he's Austrian.
Tristan: I'm sure it will be fine. What's the worst someone named Toby is capable of? Mozart and our governor are both Austrian.
Me: Know what's also Austrian? The Kehlsteinhaus, Hitler's hideaway.
Tristan: Well it is a popular tourist attraction.
Me: What I'm saying is that he's probably going to set me on fire while I sleep.
Tristan: Nah, it will probably be a slow steady poisoning with arsenic.

Jun 30th

Now you have no excuses, Troll 2 is on Hulu. →

Jun 30th

if youre in california, look outside. The sunset is amazing.

Jun 30th

Watch

The commercial for Barry R’s newest box set, Magnum Smoothus. Rated #1 Music to Make Love to by Fuck Magazine. starring Jon Daly! see his show I Hear Jon Daly is Great Thursday, July 23 at 8pm at UCB.

Jun 30th

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Jun 28th

Jun 27th

Priapism

a sustained, painful, and unwanted erection that persists despite a lack of sexual stimulation, usually lasting over 4 hours but has been documented to last a few days. The name comes from the Greek god Priapus, referring to the myth that he was punished by the other gods for attempting to rape a goddess, by being given a huge, but useless, set of wooden genitals. (I share because I love you...

Jun 27th

Fourth of July

Contemplating staying local and heading to Marina Del Rey for fireworks or looting some liquor stores in honor of our independence. Any other great ideas for next Saturday?

Jun 26th

Jun 25th

The State DVD, redubbed...?

I figured that the DVDs had been on hold for all these years because they were acquiring rights to the music. Now I realize that the music wasn’t the only thing tinkered with. Barry & Levon’s $240 worth of pudding: MTV vs. Original Not only has Sexual Healing been replaced with a generic song, Tom Lennon’s voice has been redubbed as well. He now sounds like Squiggy...

Jun 25th

“Would you rather laugh or find out you’ve been eating lies?”

– - Tristan on helping me decide between watching The Hangover or Food Inc tonight. If I see the Hangover, I can walk across the street to Honey’s Kettle Fried Chicken for some delicious genetically modified chicken. If I see Food Inc, I’ll probably be too scared to eat anything for a...

Jun 25th