- Me: Looks like we found a roommate. His name is Toby from Austria.
- Tristan: Do you know anything about him? Does he have a penchant for techno music and leather pants?
- Me: Nothing besides his name and he's Austrian.
- Tristan: I'm sure it will be fine. What's the worst someone named Toby is capable of? Mozart and our governor are both Austrian.
- Me: Know what's also Austrian? The Kehlsteinhaus, Hitler's hideaway.
- Tristan: Well it is a popular tourist attraction.
- Me: What I'm saying is that he's probably going to set me on fire while I sleep.
- Tristan: Nah, it will probably be a slow steady poisoning with arsenic.
